I have been hard at work looking for ways to bring you more FREE PORN and all the other shit that you love. I have launched two new tube sites. I am pleased to announce Bangedup Tube and Bangedup the Ass. Both sites offer hours of jerk time and are totally FREE. Hit me up if you have any questions orway affiliated, related, connected or anything other than a traffic thief to the real deal. Fuck those guys.
some of my more twisted stuff
I am glad to see that some of you fuckos have decided to start uploading to the site. It helps bring more content to the site in a way that I never could keep up with. I continue to add shit and flip the bill for monthly server fees. Right now we generate about a 1 to 1 ratio to make this site happen. There are some months where I get stuck with the bill but I really don't give a shit, I just love looking at Bangedup shit.
The one major concern for the site it storage. You fucks asked for more size to upload shit and I obliged but now the site is overrun with porn. Never in my life did I think I would ask you fucks to lay off the porn and load more fights, death and other Bangedup shit. That's what I am doing though.
For the first 9 years or so, the ENTIRE Bangedup site was sized at about 20GB of data! WOW! By today's standards that shit is tiny. Today, since moving to the new site, the site has more than doubled that size and growing. While it seems to be a drop in the bucket based on numbers, it's really not. This is enterprise class shit and it costs $$$. So what I'm really rambling about is, put up some quality shit to justify the space. This isn't a major operation. MexiClown and I are two dudes that enjoy jerking off to explosions and girls shoving Nerf footballs up their cunts. Do me proud fuckos and remember to keep it BAGEDUP and SMD!
Hey cyber fucks, Twisted informed me that he is upgrading his servers this weekend and the videos will not render. I will give you guys my video update as soon as he is done with the upgrade. In the mean time I will go back through my videos and make sure I give you guys a really great update, since I know I have been slacking off on the uploads lately.
So the dudes that wrote the code for the site have identified a few bugs and fixed them. I am going to be working on getting the code updated in the next week or so. This shouldn't cause the site to go down but as with any issues technology wise, shit might break. I'm telling you this so that if you notice some stupid shit going on, then let me know about it on facebook or twitter.
I have only gotten a handful of messages about the new site since we went live a few months ago and the biggest complaint was that you couldn't see photos from the mobile site. I am working on that, but it is really low priority since video is what seems to rule the world right now. If there is anything else you wanna bitch about or just say "hey" drop me a line. The link to my email is at the bottom of the page.
I have been having internet problems for the past 5 or 6 days, I think my bandwidth was being throttled by my ISP. It seems to be working fine right now but towards the end of my billing cycle it seems to slow down drastically, it was taking the better part of an hour just to upload a 4mb video. After a little research I found that most providers do this and there isn't much you can do about it. If anybody has any ideas on how to block bandwidth throttling I would love to hear them. Anyways, that is why you guys haven't heard much from me this past week, I just felt I should let you know that it's not from a lack of crappy videos, I have a shit load of crappy videos, just no fucking bandwidth. I suppose I am done bitching for now. Later.
Okay motherfuckers, the SPAM shit will stop here and now. I have issued my first bans on the site to little assholes putting up shittier blogs than mine. This is my shitty site and while I have opened up the blogging to all of you, don't use it to promote other sites without talking to me. I am in this to make some cash and I can barely cover the hosting costs without out you fuckos trying to steal my traffic. Since I have already banned the user's IP address they won't be able to see this but I am putting the rest of you on notice. Come in and fap to some Bangedup shit, share your Bangedup shit and send your friends here to do the same but keep the SPAM in your omelets.
So this past week I have been on the hunt for a new job because I really can't stand being at my current one. Shit is fucking crazy as hell there and working for a bipolar boss sucks a fat dick. Long sob story over, that's why I've been such a lazy bitch this past week and not uploading stuff.
I am working on building up the amount of content here but with Scooter and Marshall helping out we should break a 1000 videos this weekend. In just over one month a 1000 videos for you to fap and vomit to. I haven't seen the count on pictures but I am sure that fucking count is well over 1000. The point is, there is plenty of shit for you to see here.
I need a favor from you fuckos. Google has shit all over the site ranking and we aren't even on page two, in fact I don't know what fucking page we are on. We used to be second behind only the old .COM site. That's because of the number of links to the old shit. That's where I am going with this. Send a link to a friend. Post a link on a forum, stumble, tweet and share on Facebook. We need to blast the site back on top. I am going to get a service to help out with this but this shit is expensive. So for the time being, just share your Bangedup favorites with other sickos.
Whats up cyber fucks? I know I haven't said anything in a while but I am not much of a bloger, I never know what to say. I have added some photo galleries since my last blog so check them out and let me know what you think. The last one is jam packed full of boobs. Everyone likes boobs right? I hope everyone likes the videos I try to add a little of everything so no one goes away disappointed. I know I'm not much of a talker but if anyone has anything to say leave me a message, or send me a friend request if you want. I'm thinking of adding a few private videos in the near future just to see how it goes. Well, I can't think of anything else to say so I am going to get back to finding more sick, fucked up, shit for you guys. Later.
I know the uploading from me has slowed down and I'll tell you why. I had a major fucking hardware failure at home and I have been trying to get back to a place where I can work again. I have a cool piece of software that helps me parse through all the archives and pull the files for each post and that fucking thing has been a pain in the ass to reactivate with the vendor. I finally got that shit done so I will be back at it and hard. Remember even hoes you be face fucking need to come up for air every now and then otherwise you got to dig a hole to hide that bitch.
I am getting some grief from some of you about killing off the Big Board and well I've decided for the time being that it will stay dead but I promise I got some cool shit for it planned. I am looking for the right code and when I get it I am going to hide one bad ass easter egg on this site and only the loyal fuckos will know where it is. Check out my playlist on my wall and you will see what I've posted most recently and what I've been checking out.
Remember that you now own the site and its what you make of it. I will keep loading shit but it can only get better if you post some of your antics or Bangedup shit you've seen somewhere else.