some of my more twisted stuff

Okay motherfuckers, the SPAM shit will stop here and now. I have issued my first bans on the site to little assholes putting up shittier blogs than mine. This is my shitty site and while I have opened up the blogging to all of you, don't use it to promote other sites without talking to me. I am in this to make some cash and I can barely cover the hosting costs without out you fuckos trying to steal my traffic. Since I have already banned the user's IP address they won't be able to see this but I am putting the rest of you on notice. Come in and fap to some Bangedup shit, share your Bangedup shit and send your friends here to do the same but keep the SPAM in your omelets.

SMD,

==TWISTED==

I still find myself answering questions about .COM. I am not affiliated nor do I own any piece of that shitty thing. Sick Bastard sold that domain and all the like to some outfit down under. I have not met nor have I heard of anyone being a satisfied customer of theirs. A lot of the videos here are watermarked with .COM and that's because they are old and I don't have time to go change them. I bought the complete database of shit and names from Sick Bastard and now bring you .NET. Enjoy the show and click a fucking banner everynow and then.

SMD
==Twisted==

Hey cyber fucks, Twisted informed me that he is upgrading his servers this weekend and the videos will not render. I will give you guys my video update as soon as he is done with the upgrade. In the mean time I will go back through my videos and make sure I give you guys a really great update, since I know I have been slacking off on the uploads lately.

Scooter

So this past week I have been on the hunt for a new job because I really can't stand being at my current one. Shit is fucking crazy as hell there and working for a bipolar boss sucks a fat dick. Long sob story over, that's why I've been such a lazy bitch this past week and not uploading stuff.

I am working on building up the amount of content here but with Scooter and Marshall helping out we should break a 1000 videos this weekend. In just over one month a 1000 videos for you to fap and vomit to. I haven't seen the count on pictures but I am sure that fucking count is well over 1000. The point is, there is plenty of shit for you to see here.

I need a favor from you fuckos. Google has shit all over the site ranking and we aren't even on page two, in fact I don't know what fucking page we are on. We used to be second behind only the old .COM site. That's because of the number of links to the old shit. That's where I am going with this. Send a link to a friend. Post a link on a forum, stumble, tweet and share on Facebook. We need to blast the site back on top. I am going to get a service to help out with this but this shit is expensive. So for the time being, just share your Bangedup favorites with other sickos.

SMD,
==Twisted==

Hey cyber fucks it's 420. This is the one day a year that pot heads across the world come out of their basements and garages to unite for the sole purpose of, forgetting what the hell we were doing and marching right back in to our basements and garages to smoke more weed. This 420 lets stimulate the economy by going out and buying a cheese burger, hell its 420 buy 2 cheeseburgers and don't forget the bacon. For now though its time to celebrate so have a happy fucked up 420.

Scooter

So the dudes that wrote the code for the site have identified a few bugs and fixed them. I am going to be working on getting the code updated in the next week or so. This shouldn't cause the site to go down but as with any issues technology wise, shit might break. I'm telling you this so that if you notice some stupid shit going on, then let me know about it on facebook or twitter.

I have only gotten a handful of messages about the new site since we went live a few months ago and the biggest complaint was that you couldn't see photos from the mobile site. I am working on that, but it is really low priority since video is what seems to rule the world right now. If there is anything else you wanna bitch about or just say "hey" drop me a line. The link to my email is at the bottom of the page.

==Twisted==

I know the uploading from me has slowed down and I'll tell you why. I had a major fucking hardware failure at home and I have been trying to get back to a place where I can work again. I have a cool piece of software that helps me parse through all the archives and pull the files for each post and that fucking thing has been a pain in the ass to reactivate with the vendor. I finally got that shit done so I will be back at it and hard. Remember even hoes you be face fucking need to come up for air every now and then otherwise you got to dig a hole to hide that bitch.

I am getting some grief from some of you about killing off the Big Board and well I've decided for the time being that it will stay dead but I promise I got some cool shit for it planned. I am looking for the right code and when I get it I am going to hide one bad ass easter egg on this site and only the loyal fuckos will know where it is. Check out my playlist on my wall and you will see what I've posted most recently and what I've been checking out.

Remember that you now own the site and its what you make of it. I will keep loading shit but it can only get better if you post some of your antics or Bangedup shit you've seen somewhere else.

SMD,

==Twisted==

I am glad to see that some of you fuckos have decided to start uploading to the site. It helps bring more content to the site in a way that I never could keep up with. I continue to add shit and flip the bill for monthly server fees. Right now we generate about a 1 to 1 ratio to make this site happen. There are some months where I get stuck with the bill but I really don't give a shit, I just love looking at Bangedup shit.

The one major concern for the site it storage. You fucks asked for more size to upload shit and I obliged but now the site is overrun with porn. Never in my life did I think I would ask you fucks to lay off the porn and load more fights, death and other Bangedup shit. That's what I am doing though.

For the first 9 years or so, the ENTIRE Bangedup site was sized at about 20GB of data! WOW! By today's standards that shit is tiny. Today, since moving to the new site, the site has more than doubled that size and growing. While it seems to be a drop in the bucket based on numbers, it's really not. This is enterprise class shit and it costs $$$. So what I'm really rambling about is, put up some quality shit to justify the space. This isn't a major operation. MexiClown and I are two dudes that enjoy jerking off to explosions and girls shoving Nerf footballs up their cunts. Do me proud fuckos and remember to keep it BAGEDUP and SMD!

Fuck you,
==Twisted==

This shit is the culmination of many years of hard work put in by Sick Bastard and Mr. Rotten. Those fucks laid the ground work for me to get here. I want to say thanks to those fuckos. I know that I have steered the ship away from what Bangedup was originally but I feel that this will be one of the best moves for everyone involved. To those of you here for testing, thanks. I will get into way more specifics about how the site works once I get this new shit into production. Until then, chill out and I promise, MexiClown and I are working fucking hard to get this mother fucker ready.

==Twisted==