FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Questions you need not waste your time asking
Where in the HELL is the BIG Board?
DEAD! No not really. It's taking some time off maybe a long time off but at this time the fucking thing may as well be dead. Websites like the old versions are obsolete web coding from the late 1990's. What you see now is the most modern in media management and video streaming. Sorry Fucko, live with it.
The most important reason for registering is that you will be granted access to upload videos to the site. Here you will be able to share your Sick and Twisted stuff with all the world. We are also using a points system that ranks users based on their contributions to the site, how often they visit and how much they browse the site. Ranks are still in development but there will be contests and give aways based on points. More to come.
Does Bangedup.NET install any malicious software on my computer?
NO! Twisted HATES that shit. We do not have any affiliations with companies that sponsor, promote, sell or install ANY piece of software/malware/adware/fuckedup-ware on your computer. You will occasionally get a pop-up or pop-unders that offer trials to some of our affiliates products but these do not include any software.
What the fuck does "Bangedup" mean?
Start with a sick sense of humor. Sick Bastard and Mr. Rotten started this site to show the fucked up (aka- Bangedup) e-mails they'd get. Who could shock the hell out of who the most?! You hear the term "Bangedup" all the time. We attempt to show what it means all over this fucked up world. Whether it's funny, rad, gross, boner-raising, or morbid- it's all here.
Why would you even want to show half this stuff?
We don't want to show half. We show it ALL! Because we can! (cue "Stars and Stripes Forever") Curiosity killed the kitty, and we've got the proof.
When did you start Bangedup?
Mr. Rotten and Sick Bastard started this in 1999. Started as a diss site on a buddy of theirs. Grew into a diss site on the fuckin' shithead bangedup world we live in! In 2010 Sick Bastard and Mr. Rotten grew vaginas and Twisted and MexiClown took over...How's it turning out?
Do Sick Bastard and Mr. Rotten still do anything with Bangedup?
NOPE! Those silly fuckos got out while they could with what cocks they had left. 10 YEARS of constant jerking off left them some bad scars!
Do you do interviews or appearances?
Absolutely. We love talking SMACK. Just ask us. We're all about CONCERTS, RADIO SHOWS, TV GIGS, CONFERENCES, ORGIES, CABLE ACCESS, PRINT MAGS, TERM PAPER THESIS', SEMI-HOT PHONE SEX or ANYTHING INVOLVING A FEMALE'S PUBIS REGION (aka- the Nether lands)
How can I help Bangedup stay free?
A few simple ways:
**We have a ton of banners to cool sites. They're all quality sites or we wouldn't show 'em. Bangedup ONLY MAKES MONEY IF YOU SIGN UP on one of these sites. Memberships are CHEAP(3 or 4 bucks)! Spending a small amount on a trial membership helps keep Bangedup free!
**Buy some Bangedup hats and shirts. It's Bangedup pride on quality gear. Go get yours now!
Is there anything that you won't post?
Fetus Porn. As fashionable as it may be over-seas, we think it's WRONG! I mean, how can sex with a bag of jelly and soft-forming cartilage be considered hot? The damn thing doesn't even have discernable sexual genitalia yet, so how do you know if you're really having sex with "it"? Get a life people... and STOP FETUS PORN forever!
Why don't you classify/seperate your pictures and videos?
Maybe! We have almost outgrown our current setup. Sit back, relax and wait for your buddies Twisted and MexiClown to figure it out!!
Do you like smelling your own farts?
Of course. We endorse the 2 handed "cup" technique to waft one airborne.
Where do you get all these pics and vids?
From you nasty creeps. Upload some shit to us or register and load it yourself.
When will the years of past archives return???
Good question. We started this site back in 1999, so we have a TON of shit. Put it this way... the stuff you see on sites now is stuff we had up years and years ago. So, thereby, we're cooler of course. Problem is cost to show it all. And the fact that we're too lazy to put all the old shit up in our new format database. Someday it'll all be back up. Until then we'll throw up some of the classics no and then to remind you of how good this site used to be!
Do you answer all your e-mails?
We try. Twisted dares to do this full time, so you're more likely to get a response out of him.
I don't like pics I saw in this update.
(A) Eat my furry bean-bag.
(B) Send us something better.
Why can't I view certain pics or movies?
Because God hates you.
Why don't you put more pics up of cocks or nut-sacks for the lady fans?
Like we said above, we post what you send in. But to be honest, we're 2 young dudes that prefer looking at beaver over cock ANYDAY of the week.
What criteria gets a pic posted?
It's gotta be Bangedup in some way... see above, biatch.
Do you Bang your fans?
Yes! All beautiful/horny/wet women are encouraged to arrange "private sessions" with Twisted and MexiClown
Hey, I'm making a free site kind of like BANGEDUP. How can I make money off a free web-site?
First off, try as you might, it'll never be as good as Bangedup. Nothing really comes close.
2'nd, we had a lot of breaks getting into this. Breaks that ranged from tech stuff to good contacts. And it all fell into place. So, we're the exception, not the norm. Without getting into it all, I'll say 3 words- affiliate fucking programs. Click on any of our banners to sign up for these advertiser's affiliate programs. Follow their directions and with any luck, IF you can get some traffic, hopefully they'll click your banners.
That "so and so" pic has been on before. What the fuck guys?!?
We have THOUSANDS of files in the archives and in our secret smut reserve. You think we can remember which picture of a bloody twat we put up 19 months ago? You're fuckin' psyched to have been able to see it once-consider the dup a bonus.
Hey man, me and all my 11 year old friends love your site...etc.
Listen, this is some fucked up shit for adults to look at, never mind a "minor". We can't control who sees what, but then again, neither can our ole' pal FUCKFACE!! Obviously if you're a youngin' and on Bangedup, your lazy-assed parents can't monitor you either! But, do us all a favor and stay the hell away for now... or at least buy a T-shirt or 2!!
Dude, can you put my friends pic up and say I sent it in and "he sucks cock or something?"
Shut up... You wanna get back at your best friend who nailed your mom, design your own shitty page. This be OUR shitty page!
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